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(SLOW MUSIC)
♪ If I tell you, say I love you, oh ♪
♪ My money, my body, now your, oh, oh, baby ♪
(SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
♪ For your body, oh, baby ♪
♪ No do, no do, no do get out, get out for me ♪
♪ No do, not do, no do say hello ♪
♪ No do, no do, no do ♪
(SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
HOSTESS: Welcome to Oceania.
- Thank you. - Thanks.
I've always wanted to come here.
(JAZZY PIANO MUSIC)
Thank you for giving me a reason.
(JAZZY PIANO MUSIC)
Wow. (JAZZY PIANO MUSIC)
Thank you. (JAZZY PIANO MUSIC)
A nurse shark. (JAZZY PIANO MUSIC)
Oh. (JAZZY PIANO MUSIC)
So, what reason did I give you?
I missed your birthday.
You got me a Swarovski purse, silly.
That was a gift, I wasn't there.
(JAZZY PIANO MUSIC)
I'm just gonna go to the bathroom.
Oh. (JAZZY PIANO MUSIC)
Okay?
I'll be right back, don't move.
(JAZZY PIANO MUSIC)
(MOVES INTO WHIMSICAL ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(PHONE VIBRATES)
Hi, you, wait, why are you calling me, aren't you supposed
to be on your romantic getaway with Nonso?
DIEDRE: Ha, hold on.
Okay.
Honestly, what the hell is going on here?
No, is this what I paid you for?
Look at them, do they look like a couple you want the
to be, no, why, because they look homeless.
(PHONE RINGS)
Fix it. (PHONE RINGS)
Hi, Diedre, my love, oh, is Nonso boring you
that much that you have time to call me?
He's brought me to the Oceania.
He brought you to Oceania?
Oceania's a nice restaurant.
So has he proposed yet?
No.
Not yet, but I think he's going to.
Wow, I didn't think Nonso was that stupid, it's only been,
- like, what, six months? - I know.
Look, what if he just likes the restaurant?
He's never been here before.
That's a proposal, honey.
Okay, what, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
I don't know, I don't, I don't know, I mean...
But Dee, if it is, what will you do?
(JAZZY PIANO MUSIC)
(NONSO SCOFFS)
What a fake guy, how do you propose in a place like this?
So obvious. (JAZZY PIANO MUSIC)
Oops.
That's why you don't propose in public.
Thanks, girls, I gotta go.
Okay, bye.
(SLOW MUSIC)
Yes. (SLOW WHIMSICAL MUSIC)
(RESTAURANT PATRONS CLAP)
Yes, Nonso, I will marry you.
Yes.
(UPBEAT ROMANTIC MUSIC)
(RESTAURANT PATRONS CLAP)
(UPBEAT ROMANTIC MUSIC)
(RESTAURANT PATRONS CLAP)
(DIEDRE LAUGHS)
(SLOW MUSIC)
(LAID BACK GUITAR MUSIC)
BAMIDELE: Is that one yours?
FELIX: Yeah.
(BAMIDELE CHEERS)
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
It's good for you.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(BACKGROUND NOISE DROWNS OUT SPEAKER)
OBIANUJU: Is the captain not here yet?
FELIX: No, he's on his way.
How are you, I hope he won't be late.
Isn't it the top of the small one we wanted?
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
It is, I've asked them to order it for us.
Yes, once oil price money goes up $200.00, we are buying it.
Well, we are most certainly looking forward to that,
and shall we board, as we wait for our children?
TINUADE: Yes, yes.
BAMIDELE: Please. (speaking in foreign language)
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Oh, I forgot something.
What is it, Tinuade?
TINUADE: Champagne.
Oh, no, no, that's not necessary,
there's champagne on the yacht.
I know, this one is special, it's from France.
Harrison!
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
HARRISON: Sorry, Ma.
Don't do that, though.
Go into the car, and bring me the carton of champagne.
Yes, Ma.
Wine.
Ah-ah, rum.
Chilled one or a cold one?
Oh, lord, hot one.
Okay.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
(SLOW MUSIC)
TINUADE: He's going to bring it.
FELIX: But a royal palm plantation takes,
like, 80 years to produce.
Yeah, but he has a technology
that does it in two years, max, two years.
Oh, so why don't you sell it to the plantations?
He wants us to give it some time for the (MUMBLES).
With your money?
Oh, I thought we were going to run this together.
TINUADE: Hey, down here, what is that!
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
BAMIDELE: Easy, easy, easy.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
TINUADE: Oh, thank you, my darling.
Thank you.
Oh, (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
stay where you are, don't move.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Why are you so much in a hurry, we are going too fast.
DUNNI: Mom, I'm fine, I'm pregnant, not sick.
I know you are fine,
do you want to fall inside this water, eh?
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Easy does it, gentle, yeah, yeah.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Bam-Bam, oh, (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE),
where's your dad, easy, oh. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Hold her, hold her, no, no, no, hold her, hold her.
OBIANUJU: Hello, my lovely, shall I help you with that?
Yes, please.
OBIANUJU: Careful, now.
(SLOW MUSIC)
TINUADE: That's how to do it.
You are absolutely glowing, my son is doing...
Thanks, Mama.
You're welcome, hello, darling.
DUNNI: Hi, Daddy.
DOZIE: How are you?
OBIANUJU: Very well.
(SLOW MUSIC)
TINUADE: What is the matter with you?
I've done nothing to you.
DUNNI: Mom, I'm fine.
TINUADE: I know you are fine,
but do you want to have back pain?
DUNNI: What?
TINUADE: Yes, if you do, it's CS, do you want CS?
CS...
- Really, a CS? - No, we don't want CS.
- Mommy, we don't want CS. - Yes.
We don't want CS.
Harrison, (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Harrison!
HARRISON: Mummy?
Go inside the car and bring me Dunni's special pillow.
Special pillow?
TINUADE: Dunni, yes.
We don't want CS, baby, we don't.
- Stop it, don't. - Dunni, it's okay, it's okay.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Pillows, yeah, I got you 20 more.
Sir, Oga, please, help us to dress.
DOZIE: Help you to do what?
Sorry, sorry, man, just move for him.
HARRISON: Sorry, I put, like this.
Sorry, sorry.
HARRISON: Sorry, sir.
Sorry. (SLOW MUSIC)
This is not even comfortable.
- It is comfortable. - Oh, my.
Come on, come on. (HARRISON MUMBLES)
(OBIANUJU CLEARS THROAT)
Nonso, darling, you said
that you had an announcement you wanted to make?
Yeah, I do.
OBIANUJU: Okay, go on.
(SLOW MUSIC)
This might come as a bit of a surprise.
- You think? - Yeah.
DOZIE: Sorry.
Sorry.
I'm.
I'm getting married.
(BAMIDELE MUMBLES)
(TINUADE CHEERS)
Let's go!
Hallelujah!
Eh, (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
come here, hold my hand.
BAMIDELE: Congratulations!
TINUADE: Well done, well done.
OBIANUJU: Tinuade?
Uju?
Felix?
Married?
To who?
Diedre?
Viagra.
Not Viagra, Diedre.
BAMIDELE: Okay, sorry.
I mean, isn't this a bit too sudden?
I mean, you've been dating her for what,
now, like, eight months?
Six.
You went to Dubai for a business meeting, not so?
How in the world did you get to propose?
Oh, you will be happy, you are blessed.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Give god the glory, what do you want?
You're only a. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Well, let me tell you, I. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
I will be the one to supply (MUMBLES) from my shop.
(SLOW MUSIC)
Do you understand?
And you're going to have the best deals in Lagos,
your wedding's in Lagos, abi?
We are yet to decide.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Decide, Diedre's going to marry into the family.
And we are family.
TINUADE: Ah, it is simple, Felix?
She's telling her parents tonight, so I'll find out later.
TINUADE: Well done, well done.
- A toast, maybe. - Yeah.
To the bride and groom.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Everybody, bride and groom, to the...
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SLOW MUSIC)
You're getting married, to Edward?
Edward, no, we broke up four years ago.
But he's 120th in line to the throne.
He cheated on me.
Ah, well, forgiveness is a virtue.
I'm not marrying Edward, Dad.
Well, then, who are you marrying, darling?
His name is Nonso Onwuka.
Oh, is he Japanese?
No, he's Nigerian.
MAGARET: Oh.
(SLOW ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
Nigerian?
Why would you marry a Nigerian?
Because I love him.
But you're in the line of succession,
love is not a reason.
I'm 3,264th in line to the throne, who cares?
3,255th, darling, the Earl of Cumberland had a daughter.
I thought you'd be happy for me.
If not for the ban against Sophia's Catholic descendants,
your at-great-great-great-grandfather
would have been the king.
You missed a great, and anyway, it's only our family
that thinks Victoria would have married him, and not Albert.
Well, that's true.
And even if it is, Dad, so what?
But (SIGHS), but you're in the line of succession.
You would need the Queen's permission to marry.
I doubt that she would approve of you marrying a
Nigerian nobody.
That law was repealed in 2013.
Well, I don't approve, what is it with you and Nigerians?
What do you mean?
Well, your university friends were Nigerian,
and now you want to marry one.
We should have sent her to Cambridge like a proper Winston.
Nigerians go to Cambridge, too,
Dad, would you rather me marry one of them?
Now you're mocking me.
Only a little.
Come on, you know you're going to agree,
so why draw it out?
But you're heir to a grand tradition.
Marrying Nonso's not going to change that.
I love our traditions, and that's never going
to change, no matter whom I marry.
You really love him?
Yes, I do.
Oh, well, then I suppose I'm going
to have to agree, don't I?
Only if you agree to give me away at the wedding.
Well, we better call the archbishop
and preserve Christchurch.
Oh, no, but...
Oh, no buts, Winstons married there for centuries.
Fine, you can have the cathedral,
if you agree to follow the traditional Nigerian engagement.
Oh.
You're going to love Nigeria, it's a beautiful place.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
AIRLINE EMPLOYEE: Next?
Ah, hello.
Hi, how are you?
GEOFERY: I am good, thank you.
Sir, are you sure you're in the right place?
I'm exactly in the right place, yes.
Not Kenya?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
She doesn't look sure, though.
No.
AIRLINE EMPLOYEE: You're sure you're supposed to be here?
Yes.
So why are you visiting Nigeria today?
I'm on holiday.
Holi-what?
Holiday.
Who goes to Lagos on holiday?
These people. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
I'm getting married.
You are getting married?
DIEDRE: Yes.
Oh, my, wow, look at you, fine girl.
Oh, gosh, is he Igbo or Yoruba?
Igbo.
He's Igbo, yeah, I knew, my sister, huh?
Oh, Mama, try, oh, welcome, my sister, welcome.
Don't worry, oh, Igbo man, yeah, okay,
he'll buy you (MUMBLES).
Hey, look at you, beautiful thing like yourself,
hey, (MUMBLES), oh, wow.
AIRLINE EMPLOYEE: Stop this thing, well, my friend.
Sorry, oh, child, fine girl, I like your hair,
oh, wow, it looks nice. (LAUGHS)
Happy weekend, sir.
Thank you, you have a happy weekend, too.
You, too, have a great weekend, sir.
GEOFERY: Happy, happy weekend.
Happy weekend, sir.
And thank, thank you, thank, thank, thank,
thank you, bye-bye.
Okay, bye-bye!
Bye-bye.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Next!
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Hey.
Come on.
NONSO: What's your dad wearing?
DIEDRE: Don't ask.
Hi, Ma.
Mummy, Dad,
this is Nonso.
Welcome to Lagos, Ma.
Oh.
Sir, welcome to Lagos.
Hello.
NONSO: We have a car waiting outside.
Oh, it shouldn't be a problem,
we only have a few pieces of luggage.
Oh.
(SLOW MUSIC)
Eh, hey, huh? (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
I'm sorry, no.
(SLOW MUSIC)
Hello?
Yes, we're.
(SLOW MUSIC)
It's nothing, just.
It's for personal use.
(SLOW MUSIC)
Are you going to be the one to tell me what is
for personal use, huh, you want to explain my job?
That is how they smuggle things into this country.
(SLOW MUSIC)
Are not personal effects.
Hello, someone wants to speak with you.
I'll not talk to anybody, I not take phone,
I have your time, all the time in the world.
This administration is here for a reason.
We are fighting corruption.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
His badge says T. Achebong.
(SLOW MUSIC)
(PHONE RINGS)
Yes, perfect.
(PHONE RINGS)
We don't take bribes, if you give us something,
we can (MUMBLES) it, but we don't take bribe.
(PHONE RINGS)
Hello, who is this?
Sir!
Yes, sir!
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Sorry, sir, they are right here, they are waiting, sir,
yes, sir, yes, sir, they are on their way, sir, yes, sir.
They are going already, sir, they are going, sir, yes, sir.
They are going, sir.
Sir. (SLOW MUSIC)
You are welcome, have a happy weekend.
Yes, and you have a happy weekend,
too, my good man, thank you.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Where are we?
NONSO: We're at my parents.
Oh, we would have preferred
to have stopped at our hotel to have freshened up.
Sorry, getting them here was hard enough.
There seems to have been some miscommunication,
we made arrangements for you to stay at my parent's.
However, we could get you a hotel if you'd prefer.
Oh, we'd be delighted to stay with your parents.
(SLOW MUSIC)
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
TINUADE: Dunni?
DUNNI: Mummy?
I had the American make a special pepper soup just
- for you. - Thanks, Mom.
TINUADE: So enjoy it.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Can I try some, or was it just for pregnant women?
TINUADE: What?
The soup.
It's hot!
Well...
Pa, it's very spicy.
Well, I manage very well with the lamb,
I'm sure it can't as bad as that.
A bowl, my good (MUMBLES).
TINUADE: Are you sure?
If the man wants the bowl, give him a bowl.
It's a bad idea.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Why not, a bowl.
Bring the pepper soup.
Mom, Mom.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
OBIANUJU: Are you sure this is a good idea?
It is. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
BAMIDELE: If he says he wants, he wants.
Ah, there, a little bit more would be nice, thank you,
thank you, give me one more spoon, one more spoon.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
- That's fine, there, right. - All right, yes, that's okay,
all right, oh, yeah?
I'm going to tradition, tradition.
No, use a spoon, no!
To my new in-laws.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
To all of you, bottom's up, yes.
BAMIDELE: Oh, yeah.
(SLOW MUSIC)
(DINNER GUESTS CRY OUT)
(GEOFERY SCREECHES)
(GEOFERY SPUTTERS)
Stop laughing, it's not funny.
Water! (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Oh, sorry, Mom!
DIEDRE: Daddy.
Why did you give it to him?
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Water, water!
(GEOFERY CRIES OUT)
OBIANUJU: Goodness!
(SLOW MUSIC)
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ In fact, from a very long time ago ♪
♪ I loved you so ♪
♪ I thought it was plain to see ♪
♪ That you were the one for me ♪
(SOLA LAUGHS)
NONSO: Why did you bring him?
Sola, okay, that's enough, it's enough.
I'm sorry, now. (LAUGHS)
It's just such an awesome thing, bro,
I mean, who else gets engaged accidentally?
Accidental. (LAUGHS)
This was a mistake.
Nonso, wait, wait, Sola.
(SOLA LAUGHS)
Well, he's right, only a fool proposes by accident.
Okay, bro, but do you love her?
I, I think so, I don't know,
we've only been together for, what, seven months now?
That's bad, right, I should cancel the wedding.
No, how can I do that when we've already come this far?
Oh my goodness.
Do you want to tell her, maybe?
Tell her what, oh, I'm sorry, I proposed
to you by accident, let's just cancel the wedding,
but stay together?
Shit, oh, shit.
So what are you going to do?
♪ My friends, they told me I should tell you so ♪
I'll get married, I guess.
Okay.
Take care.
See you tomorrow, bro.
DOZIE: All right.
♪ So I have to let you hold it now, I told you that ♪
Look, look, look, look, look, see what's happening.
What's that?
(SOLA SCREECHES) What was that?
See, I don't take you out because of this nonsense.
I thought you might be asleep.
Dee, I'm pregnant, not five.
I'm sorry. (SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
What's up?
DIEDRE: Nothing.
(SLOW MUSIC)
You don't want to get married?
I didn't, I didn't say that.
But you're not saying anything.
(SLOW MUSIC)
Dee, why did you say yes? (SLOW MUSIC)
Because I love him.
(DUNNI SIGHS)
Dunni, let me take.
Oh, I'm sorry, I can come back, it's fine.
DIEDRE: No, no, it's okay.
DUNNI: Dee.
Are you sure, I can... (DIEDRE WARBLES)
(SLOW MUSIC)
What's wrong, why is everything so weird?
Cold feet, she just has cold feet,
she'll be fine by the morning, I hope.
(DOZIE SIGHS)
Huh?
Hmm?
What's wrong?
- Nothing, it's fine. - Uh-uh, baby.
- Mm-mm, it's okay. - Baby.
DOZIE: Don't worry now.
No secrets, remember? (SLOW MUSIC)
He proposed by accident?
Shh, what's wrong, why are you shouting?
Do you want Diedre to hear you?
How could you let this happen?
Hey, look, is it me that proposed to her?
Please, oh.
Baby, we have to tell her.
Well, she said yes, which means she actually wants
to get married to him.
Yeah, but he doesn't want to marry her.
No, I mean,
okay, maybe he wasn't ready to propose right away,
but he loves her, though, he loves her, I know that.
Mm-mm, baby, what if something goes wrong?
We just have to make sure nothing goes wrong,
it's fine, don't worry about it, okay?
Look what I got you.
Hey, yeah, shift, shift, shift, shift, shift for me.
Shift for me, now, ah.
I know what you're doing.
Eat some sugar, please.
You know you want it.
I don't want sugar, we're talking about something...
Take it, eat some sugar.
(PHONE RINGS)
Good morning, Mrs. Onwuka.
Yes, that's right, we are already setting up
at the Lily Gate Hotel, yes, everything is going...
Now, are the flowers arranged exactly
how I want them to be?
Yeah? (UPBEAT MUSIC)
Let me call you back. (UPBEAT MUSIC)
Yoruba outfit?
Yes, I know, don't they look wonderful?
Yes.
You both look very nice.
- Absolutely. - Thank you.
We're gathering in the living room.
Okay.
I've asked Harrison to be the spokesman,
and Harrison's (MUMBLES), abi, abi?
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
It's fine.
Okay, let's go, guys, let's go.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
So not only are you content to marry our second son.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
You are marrying. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
And a good morning to you, too, Auntie Adana.
What is so good about this morning, eh?
FELIX: Sister.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
What is good about this morning?
Sister.
Thank god that our father is not alive to see today,
to see what is happening in his family.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Sister, it's so good to see you, hmm?
I am glad that you have come.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(HARRISON CLEARS THROAT)
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SLOW DRUMMING)
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(MAN SNEEZES)
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
I don't, I have no idea.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Might I?
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Don't touch my brother's wife.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(HARRISON CLEARS THROAT)
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SLOW MUSIC)
(BAMIDELE LAUGHS)
The gifts are on the way. (SLOW MUSIC)
They're bringing gifts, small,
small, they're bringing gifts, come.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
We wait.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Eh?
I'm sorry, ma'am.
WONU: You're sorry?
Yes, ma'am.
Ma, the driver called, said that the vehicle broke down
on the express, ma'am.
And so?
Ma'am, there's problem, oh.
Now, you gets problem, they won't meet...
No, Ma, that is it,
they are carrying the gifts, all the gifts, ma'am.
As in the gifts that were supposed to be here yesterday?
That's what I was trying to say,
ma'am, the vehicle broke down.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
You want to finish my destiny?
No, no.
You want to scatter this thing from me, abi?
Driver said the moto broke down on the express.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
They warned me about you.
MAN: I am not the driver, ma'am.
(SLOW DRUMMING)
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Dad, what's going on?
Nothing, son, just that
Harrison here is the spokesman for the Winstons.
What, why?
It's okay, it's okay, son, just play it,
play along, and just flow along with it.
Just go, flow, go with the flow.
Yes, I'm the one that wants to...
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Felix?
Felix, I have just about had enough
- of this nincom... - There's the list,
you must apply this list to marry this girl.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
You want (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) naira bride price?
Bam. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
One deep freezer, two cartons of champagne,
one fridge, 50 chickens, three cases of stout?
Five cases of malt, 100 yards of fabric, imported Ghana.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
You must be mad to think I'd bargain
for my daughter like a pound of ham.
Oh, come on, now, this is not a bargain,
it's a, it's tradition.
Well, a pox on your tradition,
I will not demean my daughter.
Dad, what's going on?
Well, they, they, they're trying to buy you.
He's mad about the bride price.
Oh, Dad, they're not trying to buy me,
they're trying to show me that they value me,
and want me as part of their family.
GEOFERY: Oh!
It's symbolic.
GEOFERY: Are you, are you sure?
Yes.
Oh, well.
Well, well, in that case, I think
a pound coin would suffice.
Brilliant, so let's break Kola.
- Kola? - Yes.
Okay, I...
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no?
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Yes.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
One ditty, one ditty?
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SLOW MUSIC)
(GEOFERY GASPS DRAMATICALLY)
Bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter!
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Water, water!
Bitter!
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
♪ Ladies and gentlemen ♪
♪ Boys and gentle girls ♪
♪ People that love you best ♪
♪ I will tell you that ♪
♪ There goes too many ♪
♪ London working it ♪
♪ So you fell in love ♪
♪ So where you want to go ♪
♪ Let me tell you that ♪
♪ Give me love, oh, give me, give me plenty love ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I want to dance, oh ♪
♪ So watch me weave, now, watch me ♪
♪ I like your style, I like everything where you ♪
♪ You're always smiling ♪
Oh, darling, you look lovely.
Thank you, Mummy, is it time?
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
YEMISI: Come on, girl.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
You look
beautiful, my dear.
DIEDRE: Thank you, Daddy.
Okay, so Geofery, you are going to ask her,
exactly the way we talked about it.
Ah, yes, of course.
And then she has to look at him before.
Right, right, I have it, I have it, I have it, right.
(GEOFERY CLEARS THROAT) My daughter,
they say you have brought a man you want to marry.
Yes. (LAUGHS)
Well, find him and bring him to me, there you go.
Go along. (LAUGHS)
(SLOW MUSIC)
(DIEDRE LAUGHS)
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
(SLOW MUSIC)
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
(SLOW MUSIC)
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
(SLOW MUSIC)
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
(UPBEAT DRUMMING)
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(CROWD CHANTS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
TINUADE: Sit down.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Everything that you seek and you need
in your marriage, it will be handed on to you,
in Jesus' name.
ONWUKA FAMILY: Amen.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
A toast
for the youngest Onwuka family.
May you have the very best in life, cheers.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
(AUNTIE ADANA SCREAMS)
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(BACKGROUND NOISE DROWNS OUT SPEAKER)
But I saw it on the internet.
Is not internet. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
You caused this, you forget?
You brought this foolish woman
to come and marry our. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Hey, why are you like this, eh?
It was an honest mistake, eh, don't be angry, now.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Enough, okay, enough, okay, enough.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Our father will roll in his grave
to see what you have made of our family.
Made of your family?
Your family is beneath my daughter.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Our ancestors crossed over with William the Conqueror,
and one of them even fought with Henry the IV at Hastings,
and we are direct descendants of Sophia of Hanover.
And if it were not for the Catholic bar,
my great-great-great-grandfather
would have been the king of England.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
My grandfather
saved Mountbatten,
and Nehru in India during partition,
not worthy of you?
No, sir,
you are not worthy of us.
Your entire
country is not worthy.
Hey!
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SLOW MUSIC)
Nonso, you will not marry that woman, you will not!
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
As long as I live, you will not marry her.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) I forbid you.
You forbid?
Yes, I forbid!
There you go again, you couldn't then,
and you can't now, who exactly are you to forbid anything?
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
AUNTIE: It will not happen,
as long as I live, it will not!
And what is that, exactly, let's see,
three years, she can wait.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
FELIX: Obianuju.
Did you hear her?
That's enough.
Her witches want me to die in three days,
in three years, you are the one that should die.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
If anybody is likely to die, it should be,
it will be you, you are likely to burst a vein,
you're likely to have an aneurism if you do not stop,
no, you are likely to die.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Adana, you are likely to drop dead.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Enough! (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
I will not let this person jeopardize my son's happiness
over a tantrum.
Tantrum, what's a tantrum, what's a tantrum?
Did you not hear him, or are you deaf, too?
Well, the last time I checked,
my son wasn't marrying Diedre's father.
Obianuju, that's enough.
Adana...
We marry families, now.
FELIX: Adana!
AUNT: We marry families!
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
This wedding will not be shelved.
Yes!
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Yes.
(AUNTIE ADANA SCREAMS) This wedding will go on.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Why would you say such hurtful things?
I was, I was defending you.
Defending me?
GEOFERY: Yes.
How?
Well...
By insulting my new family and friends?
She's right.
Well, they think you're not worthy.
DIEDRE: Who's they?
Them.
Despite the insult, we have decided
to go on with the wedding, you will now see the dignity
and honor in marrying a Nigerian
because I am proud to be a Nigerian.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
I love you. (UPBEAT MUSIC)
Thank you.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Oh, dear.
May I have a word with you?
Yes.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
You know, watching our parents almost kill each other kind
of makes me want to marry you more, is that weird?
Well, I feel the same way, so if it's weird,
then you're in good company.
(DIEDRE LAUGHS)
I wonder how we're going
to survive them through the engagement.
I have an idea.
Come on.
Come.
GEOFERY: Hello.
DIEDRE: Hi, Dad.
GEOFERY: Hi.
We want to have the wedding next month in Dubai.
Dubai?
Why Dubai?
I thought we agreed on Christ Cathedral.
It takes a year to get a booking
at Christ Cathedral, it's not an option,
and let's not pretend you'd have the wedding here.
Well, well, why are you in such a hurry?
You started a fight at our introduction,
we think it's best to have a small, quick wedding.
It's either that, or we go to the registry,
no party, no nothing.
No, no, no, no, no.
Nonso, a month isn't enough to organize a wedding.
Plus, if it's any later, Dunni can't travel,
and I want her to be my maid of honor.
Yes, I need to be there.
Well, if you use Victoria as your maid of honor,
then, well, both sides will be represented.
We have family in Nigeria, oh?
And they must have fun, enjoyments galore,
and are waiting, it's as simple as that.
Whatever plans we have, we, as a family,
must come together and make sure that we show the,
the Winstons, or.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
The Winstons that we are better than them,
that the whole country's better than them,
we are behind you, just take all of us to Dubai.
♪ I see so many things that don't happen ♪
♪ Many, many mistakes ♪
♪ That I thought been different lessons ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Nobody want to be your friend when it's futile ♪
(TINUADE SHOUTS)
♪ They only become your friend when it's better ♪
The very best people.
This is your department, darling.
(BACKGROUND NOISE DROWNS OUT SPEAKER)
Try again.
♪ I did come to, come to lessons ♪
♪ Help me, oh, oh ♪
(TINUADE SCREAMS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(PHONE RINGS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
GEOFERY: Well, it's, it's...
Agreed on the venue.
It's just two weeks until the wedding.
Let's not blame me, let's blame those.
(BACKGROUND NOISE DROWNS OUT SPEAKER)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Well, don't worry, from now on,
you won't have to deal with them again.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
We'll plan the wedding without your input.
Fine.
We'll end up with two weddings in the same venue.
That sounds settled to me. (UPBEAT MUSIC)
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
(BACKGROUND NOISE DROWNS OUT SPEAKER)
ROSIE: Aw!
It's the Onwukas.
Oh, wow, look at you.
You look so, anyway, congratulations.
Thank you, are you going to Dubai?
ROSIE: Of course.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Mm, do you want to follow her?
Uh-uh, Dunni.
Stop it, follow who, to where, when I'm here with you?
I saw you looking at her.
I'm looking at you, my eyes belong to you, hello, stop it.
Whatever.
We're going to Dubai, baby, it's going to be a good time.
Are you happy to see Rosie?
I'm happy to see you, who is that,
I don't even know who she is.
Let me see.
This thing is not valid, take.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Do you know who I am?
Who are you?
I am (MUMBLES).
No, no, (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
this is not a valid visa, now.
- What do you mean? - I mean...
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Yeah, come on and pass now.
I won't let you come back in.
(SLOW MUSIC)
(BACKGROUND NOISE DROWNS OUT SPEAKER)
(AIRPLANE ENGINE ROARS) (SLOW MUSIC)
♪ If I'm to choose, girl, I choose you ♪
♪ If I'm to lose, then I want to lose with you ♪
♪ Girl, say no taboo, but girl that's the truth, and you ♪
♪ You ♪
♪ You coming for me, do you really care ♪
♪ I would do almost anything for you ♪
♪ Anything for you ♪
♪ Yeah, I cherish you ♪
♪ I'd stop for you ♪
♪ I wouldn't lie to you ♪
♪ But I feel alive for you ♪
♪ In the night ♪
♪ Girl, I'm down for more, girl, I'm down ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, talk to me, oh, Mama ♪
♪ Girl, if I have to shoot ♪
♪ Girl, I'll shoot for you ♪
♪ Ain't gonna kill, baby, just a bullet wound ♪
♪ Dreamed about you last night, you came my way ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ If you buy infinity, would you buy for me, oh ♪
♪ When I in captivity, would you come for me, oh ♪
♪ Step into the light and let me see your face ♪
♪ See your face ♪
♪ Girl, I cherish you ♪
♪ I stand for you ♪
♪ I wouldn't lie to you ♪
♪ But I feel alive for you ♪
♪ In the night, girl I'm down for you ♪
♪ Girl, I'm down ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, talk to me, oh, Mama ♪
How are you today, sir, welcome to Atlantis.
Let me escort you to your (MUMBLES) suite, yeah?
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(MOVES INTO SUNNY UPBEAT MUSIC)
(DOOR KNOCKS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(DOOR KNOCKS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
It's turn up time, boy.
Hey, Sola is the master.
I'm busy, guys.
Busy doing what?
SOLA: Planning his escape from his fake marriage.
If you must know, I am writing my speech.
His speech, guy, forget. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
What's this I'm hearing about Club 360,
and your bachelor party?
That's where I want to go.
Fam, please, let me do this for you.
(DOZIE COUGHS) Okay?
I, (COUGHS) sorry, go ahead.
I'll give you a bachelor party to remember, bro.
The last time you tried arranging one,
you almost ruined a marriage, no, thanks.
Just chill, chill, chill, chill, Nonso, wait.
Let's try to take it easy on Sola,
let's not, let's not project your worries on him.
My worries, I'm fine, I have no worries.
Wait, wait, wait, you're actually fine?
You're actually okay with it, since when, please.
Well, since I figured she was the best thing
that's happened to me, and I'm the luckiest man
because she said yes.
Aw, you didn't even say thank you to me.
Huh, for what?
Did you not meet at my wedding?
(BOTH LAUGH)
Congrats, bro, much love.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
He's got a point.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Do you even know what kind of ring you want?
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Know what kind of ring he wants.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Look, look at them.
I am looking. (UPBEAT MUSIC)
SALESGIRL: Good afternoon.
Hello.
SALESGIRL: Welcome to Versace.
NONSO: Thank you.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)
Dunni, look at this one! (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)
Hey, hey, hey, look, look, look!
I am looking.
TINUADE: Look at this!
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)
Wow.
This is one of our rings from the special collection,
it's the Greek collection.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Here you go.
Bro, if you no pick one here now, eh,
I no say you no are married.
Definitely.
I got your message about the beach availability you said.
I know.
Just move it, move it, I will cover any obstructions,
do you understand?
But the wedding is tomorrow, Ma,
it's just not going to be possible.
Wonu, you've started again, Wonu.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Just do it!
Move it, and listen to me, don't say anything to Obianuju,
I will do it myself, I will tell her myself,
it's a surprise, okay, get off the phone!
WONU: Harrison!
Is that how you used to be?
So I cannot play with you?
Yes, they've changed the venue, we're now Atlantis beach.
It's your wedding, if you wanted the Atlantis beach,
why didn't you just insist?
Nonso and I decided to leave everything to the planners.
YEMISI: You know that's actually crazy, right?
DUNNI: Oh, look at you, "Nonso and I this,
"Nonso and I that," you guys are sweet.
YEMISI: Oh, please, don't encourage her.
What, she was afraid to get married a month ago,
now look at her!
I need to pee.
All these pregnant people.
DUNNI: Stop it!
Well, it's true, you are glowing, what changed?
I was scared, but I really love him,
and I can't wait to be married.
Ugh.
DIEDRE: You can knock if you want.
And I will.
But it is sweet, though,
that you finally found your Nigerian prince who comes
and just sweeps you off your feet,
but I would deny you in public.
Fair enough.
Fair enough. (LAUGHS)
(SLOW MUSIC)
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
OBIANUJU: That's between you and I.
FELIX: You see why she...
OBIANUJU: Shh.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
TINUADE: Dunni, are you enjoying your pepper soup?
DUNNI: Yes, Mummy, thank you.
You see, Wonu and Yamake had
to travel all over Dubai to get the ingredients.
Aw, please tell them thank you, thanks, Mama.
(SLOW MUSIC)
How did she get the pepper soup in here?
DUNNI: She threatened the manager.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Yeah.
(SLOW ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
- It doesn't, I mean... - It doesn't?
(SLOW MUSIC)
Sister? (SLOW MUSIC)
You didn't tell me you were coming.
Why wouldn't I come?
Well, you did say you weren't coming.
Oh, shut up.
When your friend called me illiterate in Nigeria,
what did you say, why didn't you tell her
that no Onwuka is an illiterate, we travel around.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Sister, come.
(SLOW ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
Please. (SLOW ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Oh, my brother, I must attend a Paris wedding.
WONU: Here they go.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Felix, this one, you people are organizing wedding
at the beach, have you forgotten
that the Onwukas don't hold their weddings at the beach
so we don't get entangled with marine spirits?
Oh, and there your sister goes again,
what are you on about now?
This isn't taking place at any beach,
this event is slated for the Armani Hotel, not so?
Yes, we are, we are...
Events have special places for them,
this is part of the wedding, it doesn't have to be here.
FELIX: Sister.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Sister, the wedding is not at the beach,
it's at the Armani.
AUNTIE ADANA: This is part of the wedding.
Who requested for the change in venue without asking me?
(SLOW ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
What is the matter with you?
Tell me, what is the matter with you?
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Me, what?
What gave you the right to shift the venue
of my son's wedding without asking me?
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Sister.
Obianuju, I can explain.
Explain, Tinuade, there's something you want
to explain to me, this is none of your business,
and this right here is not your family, why do you meddle?
Obianuju, please, it's okay.
No, Felix, it is not.
What consumed her to interfere, what possessed you?
(SLOW MUSIC)
I.
I was on my way out
of the lobby. (SLOW MUSIC)
I heard Diedre
and Yemisi
and Dunni talking. (SLOW MUSIC)
They didn't see me
because I didn't stop.
Once I heard that,
once I heard that. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
We book the Atlantic beach for the wedding.
Why didn't you tell me?
I wanted to tell, but until I was sure,
until you confirmed, confirmed
it was a go.
Look, I was going to tell you
when we were at the (MUMBLES) market, but I forgot.
BAMIDELE: It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
(TINUADE MUMBLES)
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
DUNNI: Mummy, it's okay.
BAMIDELE: It's okay.
(SLOW MUSIC)
I am tired.
I need to get to the hotel.
(SLOW MUSIC)
FELIX: Obianuju?
Obianuju, please come.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
You've done well. (SLOW MUSIC)
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)
♪ We're singing tonight and we're so far ♪
♪ I'm hoping we're gonna chill overnight ♪
♪ We're singing tonight, and it's so far ♪
♪ And I'm hoping we can chill overnight ♪
(LIVELY DANCE MUSIC)
(BACKGROUND NOISE DROWNS OUT SPEAKER)
This is exactly what I'm talking about,
this is exactly what I'm talking about,
guys, look at this, look, are you feeling me?
Man, you guys, man.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
And what's the problem with that?
Nonso, the last time we did something like this
with Sola, you know what happened, okay?
Let's go to a normal club with normal people,
and have normal drinks, and go home.
Because I am your senior brother.
You are my senior brother, you should know better.
You have enough rice and chicken in the house,
leave this small chops life, and let's go.
SOLA: This is Lisa.
NONSO: Hi, Lisa.
SOLA: And this is Anita.
And this is us leaving, nice to meet you.
See you later, let's go, you're gonna thank me for this.
- Walk, walk, walk, just walk. - Hey, hey, hey, hey...
We're are coming, we are coming.
SOLA: Where are you going?
DOZIE: We are coming.
SOLA: Wait, now.
DOZIE: We are coming.
(LIVELY DANCE MUSIC)
Small chops.
We are here now, lord commander.
Yeah, whatever.
(BACKGROUND NOISE DROWNS OUT SPEAKER)
All I was trying to do was make up for the fact
that homeboy over here is getting married accidentally...
DOZIE: Sola, shut up.
Dude, no, but seriously, now,
how do you expect to explain to this woman
that you initially really didn't propose,
and now you're proposing with a new ring?
DOZIE AND NONSO: Sola, shut up!
(SOLA CLUCKS)
Hi, boys.
Rosie.
What are you doing here?
Well, it's the best party in town.
SOLA: That's what I'm talking about.
Guys, I'll catch up with you in a second, okay?
Mm, of course, an accidental meeting
to go with an accidental wedding, eh?
Let me handle it, I got you, I got you, Rosie, wait,
Rosie wait. (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)
Rosie. (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)
Sola was just joking.
And you're pulling me aside just to tell me that, hmm?
Oh, okay, so it really was a fake wedding.
No, it's not like that, it's not like that.
Yet you're flirting to buy my silence, eh?
Rosie, I'm not flirting with you.
Well, you should be, and I mean you really should be.
Lucky for you, I'm amenable.
- Rosie. - Yes?
DOZIE: Nothing will ever happen between us, okay?
And yet you can't keep your eyes off me.
Rosie, you're a beautiful woman.
Aw.
And any man would look, but I belong to Dunni,
now and always, and you need to accept it.
(LIVELY DANCE MUSIC)
You should tell me that more often.
I wasn't spying, honest, I was on my way to the toilet.
How much did you hear of that?
Enough to make me want to take you home
and have my way with you right now.
As nice as that sounds, it's going to have to wait, okay?
Yeah.
I love you, I'll see you in a bit.
I love you.
DOZIE: I love you more.
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
Is it true? (SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
Deedee!
Deedee.
Deedee, I love you.
You love me, you love me?
If you love me, you would, you would...
It was Sola, he...
DIEDRE: He what, was the one
that said you accidentally proposed?
How did he, how did he know if you didn't tell him?
I.
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
Did you give me this ring?
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
Did you ask me to marry you?
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
No, I did not.
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
Oh my god. (CRIES)
Dee!
Deedee!
Deedee, I love you.
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
I was scared I was going to lose you, I made a mistake.
Dee, if you'd have me, (SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
I'd love, love to be your husband.
You love me, but you didn't trust me enough
to tell me you made a mistake.
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
I'm sorry, that's not love. (SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
DUNNI: Dee!
♪ Show me ♪
DUNNI: Dee!
♪ The real you ♪
♪ You need to show me, show me ♪
♪ The real you ♪
♪ The real you, 'cause all that stuff just falls away ♪
Sorry, bro, it's all my fault, man,
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
It's not your fault, it's on me.
♪ Show me you ♪
I can't believe you guys told Sola,
and you didn't tell me. (SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
Okay, you're right, I'm sorry.
It's fine, but what are we going to do now?
I don't know,
I think interfering will only make things worse.
How can it be worse than it is now?
The wedding has been called off,
and how are we okay with that?
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
Maybe we should sleep on it,
maybe things will feel better in the morning.
- Yeah. - Yeah?
Good night, guys.
DUNNI: Good night.
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
We won't have a wedding by the morning.
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
You know what, I actually agree,
we should do something, something.
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
You're the reason we have to do anything, anyway,
it's like you have an anointing for just ruining weddings.
Well, I'm the only one still here with you.
So are you gonna stay mad at me,
or are you actually gonna let me help you?
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
Are you coming? (SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
(DOOR KNOCKS)
GEOFERY: Hmm?
(DOOR KNOCKS)
(GEOFERY GROANS)
GEOFERY: Who can that be?
What's going on, darling?
I don't know,
at this hour, no peace.
Oh, oh, too low.
(GEOFERY SIGHS)
Oh.
He didn't propose?
Well, he accidentally proposed.
But he loves her.
And she loves him.
Why would she want to cancel the wedding?
Well, she had doubts earlier,
and I think the non-proposal may have brought them back?
Maybe it's for the best.
Thank you for telling us.
Thank you.
Have a good night.
(GEOFERY SIGHS)
(GEOFERY LAUGHS)
That's what we were hoping for. (LAUGHS)
That's what we were hoping for.
Why would we hope for our daughter to be unhappy?
What does that mean?
Geofery, are you coming?
Coming?
Where?
Oh, bother.
At least it was worth a shot.
You saw his face.
It made his day.
Excuse me, do you know the Onwuka's room number?
So, as I see it, we can let this wedding fall apart,
or we can try to help our children.
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
Ma'am, what if
this marriage
is not what they really want?
We knew this whole thing was a bit too quick,
and now we know why, maybe we should just let
the whole thing die a natural death.
Felix. (SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
Geofery! (SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
Do you want him?
Ugh. (SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
Although it galls me to say it,
I've never seen her happier than
when she thought she was going to get married to your boy.
Now, you're not the family I would have chosen for her, but
she's found her place with you.
Geofery, was there a compliment somewhere in there?
I'm not so sure. (GEOFERY CHUCKLES)
So, what are we going to do?
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
I have an idea. (SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
Here you are.
I want to be alone.
We need to talk, darling.
I think I'd rather be alone, Mum.
Darling, we really need to talk.
I heard your man was dumb enough not to propose to you.
Nan, don't make me laugh, I'm too angry to laugh.
Do you love him?
It's not that simple.
Let me tell you a story.
When I was a young woman, during the war,
I was not happy driving ambulances around London,
I joined the SOE, and went to France to fight the Nazis.
This was not a thing done by the Rutherfords,
but it wasn't gonna stop me, you are a Winston girl,
follow your heart, and let the rest be damned.
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
We're in the restaurant, if you'd like to join us.
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
Well, guys, I, thanks for coming out, I,
I guess she's not coming.
Deedee.
I'm here.
What do you want?
My daughter, the Onwuka family have come here
to ask for your hand in marriage.
Dad, what are you doing?
Marriage is a joining of families,
now, we have researched their family,
and found them to be fit, however,
we love you, and will not make you marry against your will.
Their representative will now speak on their behalf.
My sister. (BACKGROUND NOISE DROWNS OUT SPEAKER)
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
Deedee, you deserve the kind of proposal
that would make angels sit up and watch.
And I'm sorry you have to make do with this.
(SLOW MUSIC)
I love you, Deedee, please do me the honor
of becoming my wife. (SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
And if I said no and walked away?
I'd live the rest of my life in regret.
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
I'm sorry, I can't.
I'll tell everyone tomorrow
that we're calling off the wedding, we'll return the gifts.
NONSO: Deedee.
YEMISI: No.
Yemisi.
I'm not having this,
why are you so determined to be unhappy?
This is not the place.
This is the place, this is the family that loves you,
the one you were born in, and the one you chose.
Everybody here cares about you.
And we all want the best for you, please, don't do this.
You love him. (SLOW MUSIC)
Marry him. (SLOW MUSIC)
You know you want to. (SLOW MUSIC)
Ask me again. (SLOW MUSIC)
Deedee.
Make me the happiest man in the world
by saying yes to becoming my wife.
Yes.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
(SLOW MUSIC)
(YEMISI CHEERS)
Wait a minute, this isn't my ring.
I bought you a new ring,
I thought you deserved one I bought myself.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
(GROUP APPLAUDS)
You can save that for the wedding, yes. (CHUCKLES)
A toast!
To the latest
Mr. and Mrs.
Nonso Onwuka, cheers.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Okay, okay, guys, is everyone happy now?
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Yeah, please, can we go to bed?
(GROUP LAUGHS)
I am tired.
You should go on, darling.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Good night, guys.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
- Good night. - Good night.
(SLOW MUSIC)
Can we talk? (SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
Tinuade. (SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
Tin-Tin, my darling.
I would like to apologize for earlier.
We are family, and I know that you would only act
in our best interest.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
You don't have to apologize,
I should be the one doing the apology.
It was not in my place to make conditions, which I did.
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
You are the mother of the groom.
I'm so sorry.
Very, very sorry.
We're gonna be just fine.
FELIX: I'm just glad this is all over.
(BACKGROUND NOISE DROWNS OUT SPEAKER)
(GROUP LAUGHS)
Come on, we have a wedding to go to.
Okay.
Sorry. (WHIMSICAL ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
We make a good team, don't we?
(WHIMSICAL ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(YEMISI LAUGHS)
What, what did I say, what did I say?
♪ Baby, oh, baby ♪
♪ You're like medicine to me ♪
♪ You give me everything I need ♪
♪ Baby, oh, baby ♪
♪ You're like medicine to me ♪
♪ You give me everything I need ♪
DOZIE: Bro, relax, okay, she'll be here.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
You don't think maybe she changed her mind?
Changed her, no, she didn't change her mind,
she's coming, calm down.
Patience. (UPBEAT MUSIC)
♪ Please don't go away ♪
♪ Believe you every day ♪
Do you think she did the right thing?
What do you mean?
Realize she's not good enough for Nonso,
and just, and just leave the man and go?
Ah. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Diedre is a great addition to this family,
and if you don't like it, please, keep it to yourself, eh?
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
I'm not here to fight, though, I'm not to fight.
(BACKGROUND NOISE DROWNS OUT SPEAKER)
♪ Baby, oh, baby ♪
♪ You're like medicine to me ♪
♪ You give me everything I need ♪
(SLOW MUSIC)
GEOFERY: Where have you all been?
I wanted her to make a grand entrance.
Doesn't she look lovely?
Oh.
You look like a princess.
It's such a shame she's only 3,264th in line to the throne.
3,265th.
MAGARET: 3,265th, darling.
(FAMILY LAUGHS)
Come on, let's go, before we're late,
- off we go. - All right.
Come on, Nan.
You are stunning, absolutely, darling.
Thanks, Nan.
There we go.
Come on, we're already late.
♪ Wings and fly away ♪
DOZIE: I hope you're ready,
'cause they're on their way now.
MAN: Get off me!
(MEN SHOUT)
What is going on?
Easy, easy, stop, what is the fight for?
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
They brought me all the way from Nigeria.
Listen, I demand to get this brute taken off
of the venue, he's just assaulted me.
Me, brute, me, brute, do you know who I am?
Do I know who you are? (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
I know who I am, I don't care if you don't know,
listen, my grandfathered MC'd a royal wedding,
what was yours doing, swinging from the trees?
Oh, that is why I need to swing those royal punches
on you right now.
Oh, yeah, buddy, you wouldn't dare, he wouldn't dare.
Forget all this (MUMBLES).
This is ridiculous, I'm sorry about...
Do you know who I am, eh, eh?
You think all this (MUMBLES) your parents,
your great-grandparents, (MUMBLES).
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
MAN IN SUIT: Get off of me, get off of me!
Me, get off of you, apologize, apologize (MUMBLES).
MAN IN SUIT: I'm sorry.
Apologize.
MAN IN SUIT: I'm sorry.
Say it out loud, say it out loud.
MAN IN SUIT: I'm sorry!
Sorry guys, we're just getting to know each other,
just getting to know each other, right, yeah, we know.
(WEDDING GUESTS APPLAUD)
I can't believe Rosie
and Sola almost ruined another wedding.
Mm, well, he did help me talk to the ministers.
Yeah, Sola's always willing to fix his messes up.
Uh-uh, he's not that bad.
'Cause if you think about it, he, what, what?
- You like him. - Ugh.
What, no.
Yeah, this, your pregnancy is getting to you.
(DUNNI LAUGHS)
Anyway, what, are you okay, is it your water?
I think my water just broke.
BOTH: Driver!
How are we so late?
Well, it's good for a man to get used
to waiting for his wife. (LAUGHS)
- Come on. - God.
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
That's Dunni's car, why is it stopping?
(SIREN WAILS) (SLOW MUSIC)
Everybody, Dunni's water just broke.
OBIANUJU: No, but she's one month early.
- I know, I know... - Where is she?
DOZIE: She's just a few minutes away,
they say there's a clinic nearby.
She can go to Dubai Medical Hospital.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
We can take my chopper, it's that side.
Dunni, Dunni, oh, Dunni, Bam-Bam, where are you?
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Where's my daughter, where's Dunni?
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Where's my daughter? (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Leave me alone, let me go!
No, they told us to.
(DUNNI SCREAMS)
DOCTOR: Push, push.
Push, baby, push.
DOCTOR: Yes, you can do it.
- Push. - I can't do it.
Yes, you can do it, you can do it, push.
DOCTOR: Push.
Dunni! (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
It's her mom, it's her mom, it's her mom, it's okay.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
I can see, okay, we're almost done, I can see the head.
(DUNNI SCREAMS)
I can see the head.
One more time.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
You can do it.
Look at me, I want a granddaughter, you can do it.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Come on, come on.
(DUNNI SCREAMS)
(DOZIE AND TINUADE SCREAM)
(BABY CRIES)
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Guys, it's a girl.
(GROUP CHEERS)
And a boy.
(GROUP CHEERS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
He is so handsome, he looks just like you.
(BACKGROUND NOISE DROWNS OUT SPEAKER)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Wait, why are you here?
Aren't you supposed to be getting married?
We had to see if you were okay.
Mom, aren't you supposed to be getting married?
We had to see if you were okay.
I'm okay, now, you need to go get married.
Go, get married, go get married, bye.
Bye.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Thanks, Mama, Mama, thank you, Ma.
Okay, you know they can't get married alone, right?
Guys, you need to go to the wedding.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
You need to go to the wedding now.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
OBIANUJU: Now, you look after them for me, all right?
Bamidele, let's go, let's go, let's leave the women alone.
OBIANUJU: I am so proud of you, darling.
Thank you.
OBIANUJU: Congratulations, darling, look after yourself.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Mama, aren't you gonna go?
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
TINUADE: I'm going nowhere.
Harrison, get this thing off.
(SLOW MUSIC)
Hi, baby.
Hi, sugar.
(SLOW MUSIC)
Is everybody having a good time, by the way, yeah?
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Let me hear you say, "Uh-huh, uh-huh."
AUDIENCE: Uh-huh, uh-huh.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)
All right, ladies and gentlemen, the bride and groom.
Hello, I see you're having a good time.
Well, we were until you came and disturbed us.
Well, if you will permit me, my beautiful bride here
and I would like to get this wedding rolling.
Ladies and gentlemen, should we let them get married?
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)
Let's do this, let's do this. (AUDIENCE CHEERS)
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
Ladies and gentlemen, family and friends,
we're gathered here to witness the union
of this man and this woman.
Nonso Onwuka,
do you take Diedre Winston as beloved wife?
Yes, I do.
Diedre Winston,
do you take Nonso Onwuka as beloved husband?
Yes, I do.
By the power invested in me, I pronounce you husband
and wife, now, you may kiss the bride.
(SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
♪ Feel me, mama ♪
♪ You know I like you so ♪
♪ See ♪
♪ I cherish you ♪
♪ I stunt for you ♪
♪ I wouldn't lie to you ♪
♪ But I feel alive for you, oh ♪
♪ In the night ♪
♪ Girl, I'd bounce for you, eh ♪
♪ Aha, girl, I'm down ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, talk to me, oh, mama ♪
♪ Baby ♪
♪ See, if I have to choose, girl, I choose you ♪
♪ If I have to lose, girl, I want to lose with you ♪
♪ Girl, saying a taboo, but girl ♪
♪ That's the truth, and you ♪
♪ You ♪
♪ Do you really care ♪
♪ Totally sincere ♪
♪ I will do almost anything for you, anything for you ♪
♪ Girl, I cherish you ♪
♪ I stunt for you ♪
♪ I wouldn't lie to you ♪
♪ But I feel alive for you ♪
♪ In the night, girl, I'm down for you, eh ♪
♪ Aha, girl, I'm down ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, talk to me, oh, mama ♪
(SLOW MUSIC)
♪ I get sick when I'm far away from you for so long ♪
♪ I lose sleep when I can't get you (MUMBLES) ♪
♪ And it's killing me, baby ♪
♪ Oh, I'm missing you, baby ♪
♪ Please, don't stay away ♪
♪ I need you every day ♪
♪ What do we share ♪
♪ It is so right, it can't be bought ♪
♪ I'm hopeless, baby, let's kiss and talk all night ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm missing you, baby ♪
♪ And it's killing me, baby ♪
♪ Please, don't stay away ♪
♪ I need you every day ♪
♪ Baby, oh, baby ♪
♪ You're like medicine to me ♪
♪ You give me everything I need ♪
♪ Baby, oh, baby ♪
♪ You're like medicine to me ♪
♪ You give me everything I need ♪
♪ My heart beats ♪
♪ Every time we (MUMBLES) ♪
♪ And I smile every single time you come around ♪
♪ Can't do without you ♪
♪ I built my whole world around you ♪
♪ Please don't go away ♪
♪ I need you every day ♪
♪ Oh, your ways ♪
♪ They have a way to steal my heart ♪
♪ And your smile, it's the medicine that cures my doubt ♪
♪ Oh, my beautiful baby ♪
♪ Wrap your loving around me ♪
♪ Please don't stay away ♪
♪ I need you every day ♪
♪ Baby, oh, baby ♪
♪ You're like medicine to me ♪
♪ You give me everything I need ♪
♪ Baby, oh, baby ♪
♪ You're like medicine to me ♪
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
My brother, I beg, I want to buy a.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
No, no, no, no.
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
You not sound excited.
Tell him (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) now.
The pepper is, you know, very, very small,
like this small, do you have it?
Maybe I should call my cousins,
they have a person here in Dubai, (MUMBLES).
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(MOVES INTO SLOW PIANO MUSIC)
♪ Take off your fake and leave it at the door ♪
♪ Bring in no trace ♪
We have traveled far and wide today
to bring a special man for you, if he touches you,
10 billion, 20 billion, 30 billion,
you got it for 30, (MUMBLES).
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
I say, do not let your consuming fire consume us
because we should have done better.
(AUDIENCE MURMURS)
Everyone know that the sound of my voice,
that is supposed to pay their tax, but they have not.
God, give them last chance, just five minutes,
just five minutes, before you release your fire, lord.
Hold your consuming fire for five minutes
so that they can come and be putting it to rights now,
so that they can come, and be (MUMBLES).
♪ From the shadows of your smile ♪
♪ I'd like to get to know you ♪
♪ The real you, this time ♪
♪ Forget the past, forgive yourself ♪
♪ Of what you used to be ♪
♪ Because the only thing that matters ♪
♪ Is who you're trying to be ♪
♪ Yeah, baby, show me ♪
♪ Show me the real you ♪
♪ You have to show me the real you ♪
♪ Show me, show me the real you ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ All that stuff just falls away ♪
♪ So don't let it get in our way ♪
♪ And just show me, show me you ♪
♪ And if the world she end tomorrow ♪
♪ I hope that I can say I knew you well ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ 'Cause I'll do anything, I'll beg ♪
♪ I'll steal or borrow ♪
♪ Just to know that I can say I knew you well ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, oh, baby ♪
♪ Show me, show me, show me the real you ♪
♪ Baby, show me ♪
♪ Show me the real you ♪
♪ All that stuff just falls away ♪
♪ Don't let it get in our way ♪
♪ And just show me, show me, show me you ♪
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